Saw a fox today and chased it

Saw a fox today and chased it.

Fox. Fox. foxfoxfoxfoxfox. Fox!

Been eating poop again

I've been eating poop again.

Maybe you shouldn't be leaving for work so much.

After everything there is me

One farty fleshball vomited. One fell and screamed. Dad yelled at the glowing box. "Football". Where's my ball? Oh, here, at your feet.

We did got to the park but it was dark and I got yelled at for eating poop.

Oh...what's this thing that's moved in and why am I outside while it's on the counter which, by the way, is something I'd never be allowed to do?

Well, well, is anyone surprised?

The first year was great. I was actually the reason they took pictures. But looked how I've slipped into the background.

Just crop me out for dog's sake.

Ball

Ball.